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NEWS & FORTEANA

The future of blogging

Is Jill Matthews

Posted February 13, 2014
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Welcome to the world of Jill Matthews.


I am superpissed right now.

I just bought a wide-screen Versace supervase and lost it up my ass.

Why do people do that?

Anyways, Carole from the office got killed by an eagle.


More Jill next time.



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