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Suits

By poetry editor Godfrey Hardcore

Posted September 21, 2012
a poem about suits
Suits: There are a fair few in London. © Godfrey Hardcore

Inspired by a recent trip to London, poetry editor Godfrey Hardcore has finally gotten off his arse and written something. Mind you, it's not very good.





Suits
By Godfrey Hardcore

Day in.

Day out.

Defined solely

By your tie.

You all

Blur together

And you all

Look the same.


Bollocks to that.


I'm gonna wear jimjams.




See.

I said it was shit.

It doesn't even rhyme.



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