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Stupid hairy banana bollocks

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted April 29, 2012
the kok wang monster wearing stupid clothes luton airport
What are you wearing? An artist's impression of the Kok Wang Monster. (Check bottom for credits)

Not one to mince his words, fashion guru Kok Wang shoots from the hip at the world's hip and trendy.


I saw some right bloody stupid clothes the other day.

I was waitin 'o go through immigration at Luton and this bint in front was wearing what looked like the top half of a gorilla suit with a pair o' banana yella jeans.

She looked right fackin' stupid.

I thought she was gonna fackin' well eat 'er own fackin' legs right there in front o' me.

Fackin' glad she didn't, though, 'cos I'd've been stuck there all fackin' day otherwise.

Fackin' cant.

Kok out.


See also If I owned a clothes shop..., posted 23/7/12.


Kok Wang
has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".


Picture Credits

Top and thumbnail: Illustration by Ignatius Rake using original images by Ignatius Rake; internets dairy; Mschel; and Petr Kratochvil.

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