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Sex festival goes tits-up

By rag picker Reg Pecker

Posted August 23, 2017
Man dies and woman left unconscious at outdoor UK sex festival

Man dead, woman unconscious at outdoor UK sex fest.



"A man in his 50s has died and a woman found unconscious at a woodland sex festival near posh Tunbridge Wells," the Sun reports.

While the said bastion of truth and level-headed reporting has a load of innocuous pics and a few background details on the £600-($769)-a-head 'Flamefest' bonking bash, actual details regarding the incident(s) in question remain scant.

However, a spokesperson for the South East Coast Ambulance Service is quoted as telling the Sun Online: "We have a number of resources at the scene, including specialists [sic] critical care paramedics, [a] Hazardous Area Response Team and [a] Helicopter Emergency Medical Service."

A Hazardous Area Response Team?

The mind boggles.

Read the full story here.

Hat tip: the Reverend Marcus Trepanning.


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But what is a sex festival?

Here's Alan Partridge with the answers (vid might not work outside UK, mind).




See also Cornish towbar perv hits Newquay, posted 8/12/15.


Reg Pecker
is an automated news aggregator made out of wood.


Please spare a thought for the world's real rag pickers, yeah? They don't get to go online much, you know.


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