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Radical Shoes

By poetry editor Godfrey Hardcore

Posted June 20, 2013
japanese toilet slippers
Classy: And the great thing is, you can wear them for both smart and casual. (Check bottom for credit)

Bloody hell. It's another Godfrey Hardcore poem. And this time it's about shoes!





Radical Shoes
By Godfrey Hardcore


Radical shoes?

No extreme views.

Unlike a fish.




Dog bollock.




Hmm.

How much do we pay you, Godfrey?


If you think you can do better than that (and let's face it, you probably can), send us a poem or limerick by email or something and we'll run whatever ones we can be arsed to. Possibly. Only original content, mind. No ripping off Byron, OK? You won't get any wedge but if we post up your efforts you'll automatically become a published poet, which will no doubt impress the f--k out of your mates down the coal mine.


See also Cupid, posted 19/6/12.


Picture credit


Top and thumb: Some shoes by Chris 73.

For licensing information click the above link.



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