Sunday April 23, 2017
Bloody hell. It's another Godfrey Hardcore poem. And this time it's about shoes!
By Godfrey Hardcore
No extreme views.
Unlike a fish.
How much do we pay you, Godfrey?
If you think you can do better than that (and let's face it, you probably can), send us a poem or limerick by email or something and we'll run whatever ones we can be arsed to. Possibly. Only original content, mind. No ripping off Byron, OK? You won't get any wedge but if we post up your efforts you'll automatically become a published poet, which will no doubt impress the f--k out of your mates down the coal mine.
See also Cupid, posted 19/6/12.
Top and thumb: Some shoes by Chris 73.
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