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Proctologists for peace

By the Reverend Hawker

Posted August 23, 2017
Proctologists for peace
Taking a stand: Dr Rebecca Rimmery yesterday. © Ignatius Rake

Arse docs on both sides of Pond come together for world peace.



The British Society of Arse Quacks (BSAQ) and the US Ass Assoc (USAA) have signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) outlining their mutual commitment to ending wars perpetuated by the dark side that sadly still controls much of world government, the banking system and the mainstream media (MSM).

"War, war is stupid," says BSAQ chief exec Dr Raymund H Cleft.

"So the next time some hawk comes into my surgery with a prolapse or a bunch of bum grapes he wants gluing, I'm going to hand him his arse on a plate."

"Probably with all carrots shoved up it to boot."

"It's the only language they understand."


CHILCOT REPORT
USAA president Dr Rebecca Rimmery agrees.

"I agree," says USAA president Dr Rebecca Rimmery.

"If some war criminal like Tony B Liar comes to me looking to get his ring piece righted, I'm gonna tear him a new ass."

"Then I'm gonna shove the muvverluvvin' Chilcot Report up it."

"Twice."

"It's the only language they understand."


See also Anti-bullshit protests escalate, posted 8/8/17.


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