Sunday April 23, 2017
Prince Andrew 'stopped and searched' in grounds of his mother's house.
HRH Prince Andrew (unemployed) was halted by Royal Protection Officers whilst walking the grounds of Buck House Tuesday.
Having just entertained visiting fellow parasites from around the globe, during which he downed "several large G&Ts", he allegedly told officers: "One had simply stepped out into the grounds to be sick".
Normally, his trusted valet Sheridan would have been on hand with a bar towel in case the Prince couldn't make it to one of the many toilets on site.
But he'd called in sick himself just hours before the shindig kicked off.
The officers in question said they hadn't recognised the Queen's son "because he wasn't wearing any trousers" at the time.
The Metropolitan Police apologised to the Prince but added that they had to stop and search one white person for every eight West Indians they stop when patrolling in inner London.
This is in accordance with government guidelines.
"He just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time," they said.
See also Some bird drops sprog, posted 30/7/13.
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