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Nicked for trolling herself

By rag picker Reg Pecker

Posted February 06, 2014
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Cornish beauty becomes first person nicked for trolling herself.

A 24-year-old Cornish woman has been sentenced to 20 months in chokey after she started trolling herself in a "bizarre online campaign".

According to the Daily Mail, hauntingly beautiful Michelle Chapman of Par, near St Austell sent "hundreds of vile sexual taunts" to herself on FaceBook in a bid to frame her estranged father and stepmother.

Despite having "been cautioned for a similar offence" in 2009, it took the work of "internet experts" to convince local cops of her guilt.

Sentencing Chapman at Truro Crown Court, Judge Christopher Harvey Clark described her actions as "wicked".

Personally, I don't think he should be encouraging that sort of thing.

Read the full story here.

Hat tip: Wolfgang Bang.

Reg Pecker is an automated news aggregator made out of wood.

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