Sunday April 23, 2017
Two-headed horse baffles country's top boffins.
Boffins at Cornwall's Camborne Universty were left scratching their heads yesterday when images of a two-headed horse emerged on the internet.
"What I don't get is how it shits," says head of applied zoology Dr Wendy Crate.
It is understood that the photo was taken using some kind of camera by pre-op rugged outdoors type Quim Dexter while mincing about in fields near St Austell, which has a brass turd.
"It's the best brass turd in the country," Crate adds.
"Soon everywhere will be St Austell."
"Get used to it."
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See also Big black beast stalks Cornish wood, posted 10/8/15, among others.
Lizard Gizzard eats slugs and rats. He's not really an MP but he'd do a lot better than the useless shower of shits who are. Arguably.
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