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Mutant horse spotted in Cornwall

By Lizard Gizzard MP

Posted February 08, 2016
mutant horse spotted in cornwall
Two heads are better than bum: But where's its arse to? © Quim Dexter

Two-headed horse baffles country's top boffins.



Boffins at Cornwall's Camborne Universty were left scratching their heads yesterday when images of a two-headed horse emerged on the internet.

"What I don't get is how it shits," says head of applied zoology Dr Wendy Crate.


BRASS TURD
It is understood that the photo was taken using some kind of camera by pre-op rugged outdoors type Quim Dexter while mincing about in fields near St Austell, which has a brass turd.

"It's the best brass turd in the country," Crate adds.

"Soon everywhere will be St Austell."

"Get used to it."


Have you seen the two-headed horse of St Austell? If so, how does it shit? Contact our news desk now.


See also Big black beast stalks Cornish wood, posted 10/8/15, among others.


Lizard Gizzard
eats slugs and rats. He's not really an MP but he'd do a lot better than the useless shower of shits who are. Arguably.



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