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More ghastly clobber

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted June 18, 2012
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Marina muppet: Are you wearing that for a bet or a joke? © Kok Wang

Kok Wang continues to catalogue crap clothes, this time in the presence of booze editor Dr Miltov Lamprey (struck off).

Look at this tit.

Me and that tramp Lamprey clocked 'im when we were out chucking rocks at the boats in Dubai Marina the other day.

What a muppet!

Naturally, we pissed ourselves.

Who the fack leaves the 'ouse lookin' like that?

A fackin' prick, that's who!

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Puke-inducers: These mingers proved too much for Lamprey. © Kok Wang

But that's nuffin' 'cos then we saw these bleedin' awful things on the metro.

Seriously, how does anyone come to buy a pair of 'shoes' like that in the first place let alone wear them out in public?

I was nearly sick.

Lamprey did both ends.


Kok out.

Kok Wang has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".

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