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Man sicks up cat penis

Newswire/FDC, Paris

Posted November 20, 2017
Man sicks up cat penis
Cleet: Penis. © Ignatius Rake

A man has sicked up a cat's penis.

PAR, NOV 20 (FDC) – "I thought it was a lorry," Reg Cleet from Torpoint told the Plymouth Evening Herald Wednesday.

"Turns out it was a cat's cock."

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Reporting: Pierre Tête de Cul. Editing: Clude Tache de Merde.

© 2017 L'Agence Presse Fontaine des Conneries (FDC) under exclusive licence to the Rake & Herald. No part of this report may partake in reproduction without partner's written consent.

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