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Man rescued from rabid foot

Newswire/FDC, Paris

Posted November 08, 2017
Man rescued from rabid foot
Regboy: Foot. © Ignatius Rake

Par man narrowly escapes injury.

ST BLAZEY, NOV 8 (FDC) – "T'was horrible," Regboy Tregunna of Par told St Mabyn Parish Council Wednesday.

"About six-foot long and all covered in jam."

See also Man to build hat the size of Mars, posted 27/10/17.

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Reporting: Sandrine Salaud. Editing: Marcel Branleur.

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