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Maggie Thatcher snuffs it

By society editor Wolfgang Bang

Posted April 08, 2013
margaret thatcher was the prime minister of hearts who united the people of the UK in a shared love of fish
Thatcher: The Prime Minister of Hearts left her mark. (Check bottom for credit)

Wolfgang Bang pays tribute to Britain's leading alternative lifestyle guru who died today aged 87.

Margaret Hilda Thatcher, former British Prime Minister and friend to paedophile DJ Jimmy Savile (with whom she spent Christmas seven years running), has f--king died.

The hideous cow, who inspired millions of people to turn their backs on a non-caring, money-obsessed nightmare world of yuppie coke-snorting evil bastards and a completely obliterated national industrial base, will be remembered as a catalyst for anarcho punk groups, ineffectual lesbian folk rock and upper middle class comedians trying to push their working class credentials to garner a career at the BBC.

She will be welcomed in hell by her friend General Pinochet, an evil fascist dictator that she held as one of her closest admirers and whom the Conservative Party of Great Britain gave refuge and medical aid to while wanted for crimes against humanity in his native Chile.

But she will be most remembered for her inspirational role in getting thousands of former punks to never wash, fry their brains with alcohol and any drugs going and then live on a bus with a mistreated skinny dog on a rope before sharply declining towards a horrible death if they were working class or going back to their wealthy parents' mansions and collecting their trust funds if not.

Only one woman could inspire such a useless gaggle of drugged-up pricks on either side of society.

From wealthy merchant bankers ruthlessly carving up the country for their own ends while snorting vast quantities of cocaine and poncing money off everything in sight to scabby dreadlocked orang utangs drinking cheap cider and scratching their pubic lice while bleating about the "system, mannnnn" and poncing money off everybody in sight, Margeret Hilda Thatcher inspired them all.

Margaret Thatcher, the Prime Minister of Hearts, died today (8/4/13) at the age of 87.

The scabby old c--t.

Wolfgang Bang is a former skate punk who dropped the skateboard but remains reliably enraged by various aspects of modern culture. His oaths and verbal abuse still echo around the fashionable Portobello Road area of West London. His hobbies include long-range outdoor drinking, cooking and modern history. He spends much of his time in a hedge with an air rifle, waiting for the rabbits of mass media to pop out of their burrows and graze on the sweet grass of empty promises.

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