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If I owned a clothes shop...

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted July 23, 2012
wormland is a great name for a clothes shop but why not worms-r-us
Nice name: High street fashion in Hannover. © Kok Wang

Fashion editor Kok Wang waxes lyrical about the German apparel retail sector.


...I'd call it Wormland.

Fackin' great name that.

Better than fackin' [name removed for legal reasons], anyway.

Fackin' cants.

I 'ope they shit blood out o' their arseholes.

Cants.

Kok out.


See also More ghastly clobber, posted 18/6/12.


Kok Wang has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".



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