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How Trump ruined my love of hedgehogs

By whiny snowflake Y Knee-Snowflake

Posted September 05, 2017
How Trump ruined my love of hedgehogs
Twump: Hedgehogs. Public domain

We've jumped on the football bandwagon, now it's time to jump on the anti-Trump hysteria one too!



I used to love hedgehogs until Donald Twump ruined it all.

Worst.

President.

Ever.


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But that's mainly because I'm too young and stupid to remember anyone else.

Like, er, George W Bush, who 'dropped the ball' on 9/11 (at the very least) and whose subsequent catastrophic, illegal and unjustified wars caused all this shit in the first place.

But that's OK because CNN and the BBC tell me to hate Twump because they wanted Clinton in.

And of course, there was no social media back in Dubya's day to endlessly virtual signal and call everyone you don't like a wacist, sexist homophobe.

FFS, focus on the real criminals, not the smokescreen.

They want you divided so they can conquer.

Wacist!




See also Nazis forced to rebrand, posted 4/9/17.


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