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Home rule for Cornwall!

By Regboy Tregunna of Par

Posted November 03, 2017
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Cornwall: T'is ansum. © Ignatius Rake

We're backing Par man's campaign. And so should you.



I works from home so why shouldn't I also rule Cornwall from home as well?

There'd be pasties for everyone and I wouldn't have to iron a shirt or nuffin.

Beer would also be free and I'd kick all the junkies out of St Austell.

Stop all the theivin and assaults then.


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Click the pic: to see our full range of Cornish-themed tees and other stuff to boot. © Ignatius Rake

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See also HP Lovecraft lands top council job, posted 31/10/17.


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