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Hitler no match for Cornwall Council

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted December 14, 2015
Hitler no match for Cornwall Council
Ere! Hitler balances a pasty outside the Cornwall Council offices in Truro. (Check bottom for credits)

It's 1945 and Hitler faces his biggest test yet... Cornwall Council's Planning Department.

When that Hitler dreamt of a Reich that would last a thousand years, he failed to take one major stumbling block into consideration.

Cornwall Council and it's legion of inept planners and their half-baked ideas, as this recently unearthed footage reveals.

Yep, the Cormac trucks are closing in and soon even Hitler's bunker will be destroyed, swept asunder by yet another bloody Wainhomes estate.

Just like the once beautiful Gypsy Lane in St Austell, then.

Hat tip: Wolfgang Bang.

The above vid is embedded here on the Cornwall-tastic Rake & Herald from Tony Goodman's excellent YouTube channel, which you can check out here.

See also Cornish planning corruption exposed, posted 21/3/15; Turd statue unveiled in St Austell, posted 10/12/15; and Nazi plan for Poland thwarted, posted 10/10/13, among others.

Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.

Picture credits

Top and thumb: Illustration by Ignatius Rake using an own image of a pasty and original images by Heinrich Hoffmann and Andrew Le Couteur Bisson.

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