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Hairs

By poetry editor Godfrey Hardcore

Posted June 26, 2013
hairs up a nose
Groovy: Some hairs yesterday. (Check bottom for credit)

Aren't they great? Godfrey Hardcore thinks so.





Hairs
By Godfrey Hardcore


Some people

Take hairs for granted.

I don't.

I keep mine





In a jar.



Yeah, thanks, Godfrey.

Why don't you take some time off?

Travel round India or something.

You know.

For a couple of years or four.

Maybe you could learn a trade.


If you think you can do better than that (and let's face it, you probably can), send us a poem or limerick by email or something and we'll run whatever ones we can be arsed to. Possibly. Only original content, mind. No ripping off Byron, OK? You won't get any wedge but if we post up your efforts you'll automatically become a published poet, which will no doubt impress the f--k out of your mates down the coal mine.


See also Radical Shoes, posted 20/6/13.

Picture credit

Top and thumb: Some nasal hairs by Thomy pc.

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