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Gunman runs amok in kitchen

Newswire/FDC, Paris

Posted February 20, 2013
Michael Byrne (Otterfox) Irish comedian gunman in kitchen video

Dramatic footage has emerged of the moment a gunman with a gun went berserk with a gun in an unnamed kitchen in Ireland. With a gun.


ENNIS, Feb 20 (FDC) – TV cameras hidden in a wall have captured the moment an unnamed gunman ran amok with a gun in a kitchen in Ireland.

Exact details remain scant but it is understood that the kitchen was equipped with all mod cons and maybe an Aga.

"We are not sure exactly what sparked the carnage because we have yet to view the footage," a spokesperson for Cut Price Carpets in Drogheda at least 100 miles away told a packed press conference Wednesday.

"In fact, this is the first I've heard of it but if you come back next week we're doing a special on rugs."

It is not yet known how we obtained the footage, although we can confirm that we found it on the YouTube channel of Michael Byrne (Otterfox), the unnamed gunman.

"The identity of the unnamed gunman Michael Byrne (Otterfox) remains a mystery," a spokesperson for AAA Aardvark Mechanics and Motor Supplies in Tralee told the French Faceball Association by telephone yesterday.

"However, we strongly advise you to check out his blogs and Twitter feed because they're f--king ace."

At press time, Acme Dry Cleaners and Stain Removals in Donegal were unavailable for comment.





Reporting: Jean-Luc Pet. Editing: Renée Couilles.


© 2013 L'Agence Presse Fontaine des Conneries (FDC) under exclusive licence to the Rake & Herald. No part of this report may partake in reproduction without partner's written consent.



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