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Global Economy: The China Syndrome

By official R&H reporter David 'Papi' Duke

Posted August 20, 2015
Global Economy: The China Syndrome a haiku

Papi Duke gets to grips with the state of the world economy.



China bubble burst

Make no mo money without

Spending yo money


Stay tuned for more financial news as it happens.


See also Megatoad smashes gyros record, posted 20/5/14.


Haiku
is the ancient Japanese art of paper folding. Each fold must look like a duck and be exactly 33 decibels long.



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