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Furniture porn plumbs new depths

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted April 25, 2018
Furniture porn plumbs new depths
Disgusting: We shouldn't be allowed to run such filth. Public domain

Belfast comedian and R&H local soak Marcus Keeley uncovers the disturbing world of furniture porn.



Smut.

The interweb is littered with it.

Whether it's bondage gimps in lederhosen or women that are really men dressed as men that are really women, you can't seem to move online without having a nut or a nork rammed down your throat by a bloke with a bolt through his beller.


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But guess what, things are only set to get worse thanks to the latest craze sweeping the cybernetic cesspools.

Yes, furniture porn is now a thing.

A great big veiny throbbing thing.

And with more on that breaking story, here's Belfast comedian and Rake & Herald local soak Marcus Keeley with a special report he filed just over eight years ago.

Viewer discretion advised.




See also Clubbing in Coleraine, posted 29/11/17.


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Marcus Keeley is a comedian, improviser and soak. Regularly gigging in Belfast and Paris, he is the host and promoter of the Voicebox Comedy alternative comedy club, a member of the Wonder Frog improv group and an all-round homme fatale. You can watch more of his videos on YouTube here and follow him, Voicebox Comedy and Wonder Frog on Twitter here, here and here, respectively. Meanwhile, to keep tabs on Voicebox via FaceBook, have a click of this.


Sandi Toxic was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.


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