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Fuck it

By R&H poet laureate Owen Jenkins

Posted December 07, 2015
fuck it a poem by owen jenkins
Mondays: Sometimes you just feel like a llama wants to steal your booze. © Ignatius Rake

Life's a precious gift but is it all a bed of roses? Have a read of this perfect poem for a Monday morning by R&H poet laureate Owen Jenkins.



Fuck it
By Owen Jenkins


Fuck it

I've had enough of bloody mornings

I've had enough of bloody yawning

I've had enough of getting up

I've had enough of giving a fuck

I've had enough of brushing teeth

I've had enough to say the least

I've had enough of getting dressed

I've had enough of being stressed

I've had enough of drinking tea

I've had enough of being me

I've had enough of morning food

I've had enough of this false mood

I've had enough of having a job

I've had enough of being a slob

I've had enough of being broke

I've had enough of life's cruel joke

I've had enough of this commute

I've had enough I'm going to puke

I've had enough of these long days

I've had enough of daydreams haze

I've had enough of having to guess

I've had enough of saying yes

I've had enough of eating lunch

I've had enough of the credit crunch

I've had enough of the petrol prices

I've had enough of tech devices

I've had enough of getting by

I've had enough of not being high

I've had enough of paying tax

I've had enough of covering cracks

I've had enough of putting on a show

I've had enough of getting no's

I've had enough of hearing news

I've had enough of paying dues

I've had enough of being lazy

I've had enough of people's maybes

I've had enough of watchful eyes

I've had enough of telling lies

I've had enough of being told

I've had enough of getting old

I've had enough of eating tea

I've had enough of being thee

I've had enough of life repeating

I've had enough of just retreating

I've had enough of not receiving

I've had enough of people's deceiving

I've had enough of I want to win

I've had enough of giving in

I've had enough of going to sleep

I've had enough of counting sheep

I've had enough of fucking Mondays

I've had enough of saying one day


See also Never too old, posted 11/11/15.


Owen Jenkins
is an Afghan veteran and serving soldier with the British Army. His poems can be read online here.



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