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Found: The worst song ever recorded

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

Posted August 04, 2012
sunshine by Etoile officially recognised as worst song ever
This is what shit looks like: Watch the following vid to hear what it sounds like too. (Check bottom for credit)

Japan has produced some damn fine bands in its time. Sadly, it has also produced Etoile-Radiant or possibly just Etoile. Either way, they are shit.


We at the Rake & Herald are generally big fans of Japanese music.

Laughing Nose, Salparadise, DoHatsuTen and the legendary Skull F--k Revolvers all spring readily to mind.

However, the land that gave the world sushi, Takeru Kobayashi and ritual self-disembowelment, is also responsible for what we believe to be not only the world's shittest song but also the world's most poorly recorded shittest song.

Of course, with the likes of Peter Andre and Katy Perry still at large we could have jumped the gun a bit but this really is atrocious.

Hopefully, the joke is on us and this is a spoof.

Worryingly, it seems like it's not.

"I'd just eaten a kebab when Rakey Boy made me watch this crap," says Rake & Herald fashion editor Kok Wang.

"I was sick all down me cods."

And indeed he was.

You have been warned.

Watch at your peril.





Picture credit

Top and thumb: Cacca flaccida (soft defecation) by Guido821.

For licensing information click the above link.



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