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Five keys to crisis management

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted March 14, 2014
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Problem? What problem? Rocky the Crackoon (left) and Rob Ford (right). © MHL

What should you do when it all goes wrong? Cue the Mexican Hockey League, Rocky the Crackoon and everyone's favourite civic leader Toronto mayor Rob Ford.


Sadly in life, things don't always go according to plan.

Sometimes they go pear-shaped.

Then tits-up.

Then all hell breaks loose and the shit really hits the fan, whoever he is.

Some bloke in a football scarf probably.


DON'T PANIC!
Anyway, the golden rule in such a situation is don't panic, but what else should you do when it all goes Pete Tong?

Well, fortunately, our amigos over at the Mexican Hockey League (MHL) have spent some considerable amount of time pondering that very question.

What's more, with a little help from straight edge Toronto mayor Rob Ford and his official unofficial mascot Rocky the Crackoon, the MHL have produced the following instructional video to help you, yes YOU, keep your head above piss when your indoor swimming pool turns out to be nothing more than an khazi full of chods.

Watch and learn.

It might just keep you in office.

Even if they do strip you of some of your powers.




But what exactly, you may well be wondering if you're not too au fait with the chap, is Rob Ford's backstory?

Good question.

Here's Rocky again to fill you in.




The above videos were embedded here on the Rake & Herald from the MHL's excellent YouTube channel, which you are strongly advised to check out here if you haven't done so already. And if you have, check it out again because it's bloody ace. Meanwhile, to follow the MHL and Rocky the Crackoon on Twitter, click this and this, respectively, and this to like the MHL on FaceBook.


See also Laird Hardhammer pulls it off, posted 20/2/14, and Road users, pay attention!, posted 6/2/14.


Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.



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