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Fantasy football fact

By religious affairs/football editor Reverend Marcus Trepanning

Posted April 04, 2013
david icke pope john paul II Wisła Kraków Leicester City EUFA Cup Trepanning football in goal goalkeeper
Hat trick: JP2 (with hat), the Icke Man (without hat) and a football (hat hidden). (Check bottom for credits)

This week it's David Icke versus Pope John Paul II.


If Leicester City had played Wisła Kraków in the EUFA Cup, you could have had David Icke in one goal and Pope John Paul II in the other.

Another Trepanning fact!


Stay tuned for more ecclesiastical footie facts next week when the Bishop of Bath and Wells goes head to head with Darwin on penalties.


Picture credits

Top and thumb: Illustration by Ignatius Rake using original images of Pope John Paul II by José Cruz/Abr; David Icke by Stefano Maffei; and a football by Pumbaa80.

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