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Edie Sedgwick

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted March 09, 2013
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Superstar: Edie Sedgwick in her 1964 Warhol screen test yesterday. © The Andy Warhol Museum

Fashion editor Kok Wang pays tribute to Warhol superstar Edie Sedgwick.


Supermodels?

Fack off.

Edie Sedgwick, mate.

She was fackin' gorgeous.

Lou Reed's Femme Fatale, I'll 'ave you know.

Go on.

Look 'er up on Startpage.

It don't collect yer fackin' IP address like fackin' Google does.

And that's just fer bleedin' star'ers.

Fackin' 'ell.

I'd've driven 'er fer nuffin'!

As long as she weren't goin' south o' the river, o' course.

That woulda cost 'er plenty.

Whaddaya think I am?

Some kind o' fackin' muppet?

Kok out.


See also Wang! Bang! Thank you, ma'am!, posted 4/3/13.


Kok Wang has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".



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