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Death by sexy

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted June 24, 2013
what does death by sexy even mean?
You what? Spreading the word of nonsense around the world. © Ignatius Rake

Internationally acclaimed fashion guru Kok Wang casts his critical eye over another nonsensical T-shirt.


Rakey's just shown me a snap he took of some bird's T-shirt he saw in Berlin's Schönefeld Airport the other day.

Death by sexy?

What's that even mean?

Sort it out, love.

Adjectives can't kill.

But my fackin' cab can.

You cant.

Go on.

Fack off!

Kok out.


See also Edie Sedgwick, posted 9/3/13.


Kok Wang
has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".


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