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Cornish towbar perv hits Newquay

By rag picker Reg Pecker

Posted December 08, 2015
Man bums towbar, Cornish teen left distraught.

Man bums towbar, Cornish teen left distraught.

"The sight of a naked man attempting to perform a sex act with the towbar of a campervan has left a Cornish teenager shaken," the West Briton reports.

Need I say more?

Read the full story here.

See also Five years for Cornish slurry wanker, posted 31/5/14.

Reg Pecker
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Please spare a thought for the world's real rag pickers, yeah? They don't get to go online much, you know.

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