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Combats with Crocs

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted August 12, 2013
combat trousers and yellow crocs bloody horrible
Hideous combination: Kok Wang is not impressed. © Tabor Creative

Fashion editor Kok Wang's just seen a picture "what made [his] piss boil".


Look at this tosser what media and marketing editor Tabor Creative snapped on the Tube the other day.

I don't care how fackin' comfortable they are, I fackin' 'ate them fackin' stupid fackin' plastic clog things.

Just lookin' at 'em makes me wanna puke out me eyeballs.

Especially yellow ones with them fackin' trousers.

Looks like chunks o' fackin' cheese on his plates.

Fackin' Nora!

I'll tell you what, mate.

Stick to the Tube 'cos you ain't gettin' in my fackin' cab dressed like that.

Even if you do drink Special Brew.

Go on.

Fack off!

And take them fackin 'orrible shoes with ya.

Kok out.



See also Marlena Shaw, posted 28/7/13.


Kok Wang
has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".



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