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Chris Eubank invents trousers

By fashion editor Kok Wang

Posted February 26, 2013
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Inspired mix: Jodhpurs, Eubank, suit. (Check bottom for credits)

Ex-boxing champ Chris Eubank has invented a new type of trouser. Kok Wang's well impressed.


According to some press release that bint Sandi Toxic's just shoved my way, former middleweight boxing champ Chris Eubank has invented a new type of trouser.

Called the jodhouser, it says, they're a cross between a pair of jodhpurs and a pair of suit trousers.

Fackin' genius.

He's fackin' ace, Eubank.

I fackin' love 'im.



toe shoes disgusting horrible hideous who wears them
Disgusting toe shoes: Do not order a cab in them. (Check bottom for credit)

STOMACH CHURNERS
Unlike the evil twut what invented those bleedin' 'orrible toe shoes.

They make me sick just to look at 'em.

If some bloke tried flaggin' down my cab in a pair of them, I'd run him over.

Or 'er.

Twice.

Then I'd park on his chest and do 'em with me tyre jack.

I don't like those shoes.

Crocs neither.

Cants.

Kok out.


See also Fashion needs dictionaries, posted 29/4/12.


Kok Wang
has driven a London black cab for 23 years, making him the world's leading authority on fashion. We are contractually obliged to state how honoured we are to be able to share his insightful take on "clothes and stuff" with you. He currently lives in Bow with his third wife Queenie and "two 'orrible sprogs", one of whom "looks like a fackin' python".


Picture credits

Top and thumb (from left to right): A women in jodhpurs on a horse by Karoly Lorentey from Budapest, Hungary; the excellent Chris Eubank by Rehunters; and a man in a suit and bowler by Fredrik Tersmeden.

Bottom: Some well minging shoes by Eyesighter.

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