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Anne

By limericks editor Mr Slarnder of Dorset

Posted October 11, 2012
a transvestite in milan and a poem about love
Come-to-bed eyes: Sometimes it's hard to tell. (Check bottom for credit)

The course of true love never did run smooth, as contemporary bard Mr Slarnder of Dorset recently discovered.





Anne

By Mr Slarnder of Dorset


There was a lady called Anne

Who was my number one fan.

But I got a shock

When I felt her cock

And realised Anne was a man.




Well, at least it rhymes, eh Godfrey?


Picture credit

Top and thumb: A transvestite in Milan, June 2008 by Giovanni Dall'Orto.

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