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An intern's diary

By unpaid work-experience monkey Terri Juggs

Posted November 18, 2015
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Reporting for duty: Terri in that Rake bloke's office earlier. © Ignatius Rake

It's Terri's first day on the job and already things are getting hot and steamy.



I've just made 15 cups of tea for no pay and not a single sodding thank you.

Bunch.

Of.

Cunts.


Stay tuned for more Terri once she's finished all that photocopying, filing and data entry no fucker in their right mind would want to touch. Get us another brew, yeah, love?



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