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TRAVEL & STUFF

What's wrong with Winnipeg?

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted April 13, 2013
winnipeg skyline
Winnipeg: Could be worse. (Check bottom for credit)

We've never been to Winnipeg, but we get the feeling not everybody likes it.


While looking something up on the interweb, we came across a Wikipedia entry for an album by some band or something called Venetian Snares entitled Winnipeg Is a Frozen Shithole.

We had never heard of Venetian Snares before and as such we have never knowingly listened to the album in question.

However, we get the impression that the chap behind it all, someone called Aaron Funk, we gather, doesn't much like the capital of Manitoba, his home town.

Here's the track listing, apparently:


1) Winnipeg Is a Frozen Shithole

2) Winnipeg Is a Dogshit Dildo

3) Winnipeg Is F--king Over

4) Winnipeg Is Steven Stapleton's Armpit

5) Die Winnipeg Die Die Die F--kers Die

6) Winnipeg as Mandatory Scat Feed

7) Winnie the Dog Pooh (Not Half Remix)

8) Winnipeg Is a Boiling Pot of Cranberries (Fanny Remix)

9) Die Winnipeg Die Die Die F--kers Die (Spreading the Hepatitis SKM-ETR Style)


Blimey.

Sounds ace.

Think I'll book a flight right away.


Picture credit

Top and thumb: Winnipeg skyline by Markmcd.

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