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Slush fund


Posted January 18, 2013
slush fund classifieds and sits vac

Senior politician seeks illegal funding for coup, crime, birds and gun running.


Slush fund low.

Please help.

Need to take over small central American country and impregnate ditzy dolly birds with unwanted sprogs.

This is a serious slush fund collection with major contracts up for grabs once coup successful.

Nothing under $100,000 need apply.

Mice OK.


Box 27



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