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Sex lost its sparkle

With agony aunt Melvyn Gunt

Posted February 16, 2013
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Dear Melvyn...

I am 37 and have been having sex with my fist for a number of years.

At first it was wonderful but now things have gone flat.

It's as if my fist just sees me as an object.

There's no sparkle or tenderness anymore.

Worse still, I think my fist is having an affair.

Please help.

I'm so confused.



Melvyn replies...

F--k off, you c--t.



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