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TRAVEL & STUFF

Post-Christmas Shopping

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted January 07, 2016
post-Christmas shopping in Belfast
Eye for a bargain: Marcus Keeley knows his deals. © Marcus Keeley

Marcus Keeley hits the shops of Belfast in a frenzy of post-Christmas consumption.



Just because Christmas is now officially over and all the decorations should be down, it doesn't mean that you, yes YOU, the cherished and beloved readers of the Rake & Herald, have to let up on the mania for mindless materialism.

In fact, what with all the January sales and that, it's your duty more than ever to spend, spend, spend!


CRACK OUT THE CASH!
So crack out the cash, coins and credit cards as Rake & Herald local soak Marcus Keeley whisks you off on a shopoholic shopping spree round the most fashionable boutiques of Belfast.

Sleep!

Obey!

Consume!

Just careful with them beans, mind.




The above vid is embedded here on the shop-tastic Rake & Herald from Marcus' excellent YouTube channel, which you are strongly advised to check out here.


See also Bus Tips, posted 14/12/15, among others.


Marcus Keeley
is a comedian, improviser and soak. Regularly gigging in Belfast and Paris, he is the host and promoter of the Voicebox Comedy alternative comedy club, a member of the Wonder Frog improv group and an all-round homme fatale. You can follow him, Voicebox Comedy and Wonder Frog on Twitter here, here and here, respectively. Meanwhile, to keep tabs on Voicebox via FaceBook, have a click of this.


Sandi Toxic was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.



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