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Miley Cyrus explained

With agony aunt Melvyn Gunt

Posted December 04, 2013
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Got a problem? Agony aunt Melvyn Gunt is here to help.


Dear Melvyn...

What is Miley Cyrus and can I catch it?


Melvyn replies...

F--k knows.

Bum grapes?


See also Drugs, posted 12/11/13.


Need help with a problem? Send Melvyn an email here, why dontcha?



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