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Merry Christmas from the R&H!

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

Posted December 08, 2017
R&H now on holiday at last!
Christmas: Fin. © Ignatius Rake

The R&H has now broken up for Christmas, with a special message from the late great Lemmy.



It's been a bloody long year so we're buggering off early for Christmas.

Well, it keeps coming around sooner and sooner so I thought we might as well jump on the bandwagon, just like we did with the footy and the anti-Trump hysteria a little while back.

Anyway, we fully intend to return to active service sometime in the New Year, but it will probably be closer to Feb 1 than Jan 1.

Well, you should know what we're like by now.

Cornish.

Which means we do things dreckly.


Merry Christmas form the R&H
See you next year: We're off to get pissed and eat loads of meat. © Ignatius Rake


MASSIVE, MASSIVE THANKS, YEAH?
Anyway, huge, huge thanks to everyone who has contributed in any way, big or small, to the Rake & Herald since we came back from hiatus in July.

Likewise, monsterly massive thanks to everybody who has read/watched/shared our missives.

You all deserve something very special indeed when Santa empties his sack in your stockings (to pinch a line from Sandi here).

Ditto all those lovely people with great taste that have bought items from our Rake Clag shop.

And with T-shirts starting at just $12.95 (under a UK tenner!) for a Classic Tee, you'd be mad not to.

Hint, hint.


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HERE'S TO THE FUTURE..
Looking ahead, we've got a smorgasbord of growth rabbits in the pipeline to bring vertical to our product runway going forward while fully leveraging our value proposition and trust ring to boot (to paraphrase Rake & Herald marketing manager and business editor Randy Gutstick III).

Of course, I could 'add colour' to all that but in so doing I'd spoil the many surprises we've got lined up our sleeves like an army of little soldiers of enlightenment and joy and that wouldn't be very Christmassy, now would it?

Anyway, whatever your religion/beliefs/etc, have a top Christmas or whatever you choose to call the festive season (take your pick here) and all the very best for 2018, whenever that falls in your particular calendar.

And on that note, here's Lemmy (who sadly departed the physical plane during the festive period of 2015) with a special Christmas carol recital just for you.

Yes, YOU, the cherished and beloved readers of the Rake & Herald.

God bless you all and God bless you, Lemmy.

Hope you're still rocking it to the core in the next world!

Merry Christmas and lots of love and kisses


Ignatius Rake

Co-founder and chief hack

CC AC89, JMH, Sandi Toxic.




See also Merry Christmas, one and all!, posted 23/12/15.


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Ignatius Rake is a journalist, geographer, artist, lyricist and life-long fortean who blew the lid on the 2017 Eden UFO hoax. His hobbies include sitting, eating and drinking. He has so far visited more than 70 countries on six continents. You can view some of his Dada-inspired art here.


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