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Looking for Mr Right

Posted October 14, 2013

Shapely brunette mid-30s seeks meaningful LTR with successful older gentleman 45-55.

The ideal candidate will have proven experience within senior marketing or 'head of' role with a digital and analytical focus.

A passionate and effective communicator, you'll also be a highly acute political player, able to influence internally and externally on complex agendas.

An organised and efficient administrator, you will be professional and adaptable with a proven track record of managing a team.

Experience in rural village development and community group development essential.

Please, no beards.

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