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How to tell if your dog shags rabbits

Posted October 25, 2017
How to tell if your dog is cheating on you


Does your dog wag its tail when you scratch its nuts or fart in a balloon when you sniff glue?

If yes, your dog could be a whore that needs to be leeched.

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See also Five things I never knew dogs could eat, posted 26/6/15.

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