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Fantastic find-a-typo competition!

Posted June 07, 2012
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Wedge: This competition will hopefully involve a lot of it. © Ignatius Rake

If you can spot any of the 'typos', broken links or other mistakes we have carefully hidden around this website, you could win up to three hundred pounds!

Of lard we found in a skip.

Just write your name on a piece of felt, wrap it round a wad of 57 large denomination bank notes (sterling, US dollars, euros or Kuwaiti dinars only, please1) then stick it in a solid silver box filled with Fabergé eggs and bullion.

We will then nominate a dead letter box where you can leave it securely without having to go to the trouble of meeting us in person.

The first reader to give us the deeds to their house or somebody else's will also receive a box of chocolates.

Good luck and happy typo hunting!

Remember, all spelling, grammatical and other mistakes on this website, including factual errors and broken links, are there deliberately as part of this fantastic give-away competition, which will run until the end of time. Incidentally, the above photo is for illustrative purposes only. We will want much more cash from you than that.


1) Sorry, but we don't make the rules.

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