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Fancy somewhere hot?

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

Posted November 20, 2017
Fancy somewhere hot?
Don't forget your Geiger counter: Or your lead-lined underpants. © Ignatius Rake

Check out these fantastic radioactive holiday destinations.

Thinking of booking a holiday but bored of all the usual places?

Sick of the tourist hordes and fancy something different?

Well then, this fascinating vid could be right up your street.

But is radiation really as bad as people claim?

Or is it all just "pernicious nonsense"?

Here's J Frank Parnell with the answers.

And if you've never seen Repo Man and consequently don't know who he is, then you've never seen the best film ever made.


See also Tokyo's golden turd, posted 15/3/15.

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Ignatius Rake is a journalist, geographer, artist, lyricist and life-long fortean who blew the lid on the 2017 Eden UFO hoax. His hobbies include sitting, eating and drinking. He has so far visited more than 70 countries on six continents. You can view some of his Dada-inspired art here.

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