Crazy Chinese cookery competition!

By staff writer Stafford Wrighter

Posted July 11, 2013

Chinese food: It's bloody ace. © Ignatius Rake

Love Chinese food? Then enter this competition right away!

We at the Rake & Herald bloody love Chinese food.

Yet whenever we cook it ourselves it never comes out anything like the stuff you get from a takeaway or restaurant.

In order to rectify this, we're offering you, yes YOU, our cherished and beloved readers, the once-in-a-lifetime chance to send us on a two-week residential cookery course in Hong Kong, where we can learn the secrets of preparing Chinese grub proper.

And what's more, it couldn't be simpler to enter and WIN!

All you have to do is answer YES to the following question then send us a cheque for £14,000.

So what are you waiting for?

Get scribbling those cheques NOW and starting WINNING today!

Question

Do you want to give us £14,000 to go on a two-week residential cookery course in Hong Kong?

Answer

(Delete as applicable)

Yes / Yes

Terms and Conditions

There are none. Just bung us your f--king cheques. Pronto like. C'mon. We ain't got all day for f--k's sake.

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