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Moon Spanner by Clit Tomahawk

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Posted November 29, 2017
Moon Spanner by Clit Tomahawk
E-book: E-bollocks. © Ignatius Rake

Spunky Nipples flies to the moon to do battle with arch rival Dick Bucket in a final showdown that leaves them both questioning their sexuality. But what will happen to Gwendolyn and the love he left behind?



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