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MUSIC & THE ARTS

Meat

By poetry editor Godfrey Hardcore

Posted November 20, 2017
Meat
Meat flick: Ooh, the glamour! © Ignatius Rake

Godfrey's back and this time it's the insidious world of showbiz and the mainstream media.



Meat
By Godfrey Hardcore


You'll look good

On their magazine cover.

Show all your friends,

Your mother 'n' brother.

Dress you real good,

Airbrush out your lines

Then have you throw up

Some Devil-horn signs.

A broken puppet

With monarchs, too.

Mickey Mouse ears

And just one eye.

Consume!

Consume!

Now die.

Consumed.

Consumed.

Bye, bye.


Cheers, Godfrey. Not bad for you, considering. That you're crap. Unlike this ace T-shirt that can be yours from just $12.95, which works out at just £9.80 at current exchange rates. Get on!


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See also Johnny Was, posted 14/12/13.


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Godfrey Hardcore is made of onions.


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