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Everything's AOR

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted January 19, 2016
HMHB everything's aor and hair like brian may blues

This week's single of the month is 'Everything's AOR' by Half Man Half Biscuit.

"But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki" – HMHB.

Say no more.

Half Man Half Biscuit (HMHB) are just the best.


And if you don't know what AOR stands for, click this.

Now sit back and enjoy the genius...

And while I'm about it, here they are again.

Only this time, they're having a bit of a bad hair day, Mr May.

Poor sods.

They can't even find a tree.

The above two vids are embedded here on the tune-tastic Rake & Herald from the respective YouTube channels of MsCarrieWhite and tbhoy66, which you can check out here and here.

Meanwhile, to marvel at the sheer flippin' aceness of HMHB's lyrics, make sure you visit
The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project, from where we kinda nabbed the above opening song quote.

See also Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?), posted 2/12/15, and Virtual Trouser gets an urge for offal, posted 16/3/15, among others.

Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.

Pic: © Ignatius Rake.

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