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Do you have a face?

By face expert Marol Trowel

Posted November 20, 2017
Do you have a face?
Well, do you? Do you have a face? © Ignatius Rake

Everyone with a face should read this. With music by Avi Buffalo.



I have a face.

It is made of meat.

I glue balls to it.

Footballs mainly.


Cheers, Marol. Here's Avi Buffalo.




See also Lips like bacon, posted 12/8/13.


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