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Ten Snickers while planking?

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted June 13, 2014
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Stomach expansion? Freak8r rises to the challenge lying down. © Naader Reda

Freak8r takes gurgitation to new heights while lying on his stomach.


It's a well-known fact that Snickers, them chocolate bars what until 1990 used to be called Marathons in the UK in honour of the Battle of Snickers in 490 BC, are made of food.

Meanwhile, planks are made of wood.

But can you combine the two?

Well, we would ask Rake & Herald competitive eating editor Naader 'Freak8r' Reda but there's no bloody point now.

Why?

Because he's just proven you can.

And if you don't believe me, watch this…




But what if you don't like chocolate or wood and instead love nothing but yoghurt?

Eight bloody pounds (3.6 kg) of the stuff in 3 minutes 35 at that.

Hmm.

Good point.

Perhaps you should watch this…




The above two vids are both embedded here on the Rake & Herald from Freak8r's fan-flippin'-tastic YouTube channel, which you are strongly advised to check out right this bloody minute, innit? Top scoffing again, sir!

See also Freak8r's record ravioli reprise, posted 6/6/14.


Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.


WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as potentially lethal choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you emulate the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.



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