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Sixty hours of power!

By competitive eating editor Naader 'Freak8r' Reda

Posted June 02, 2013
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Major caffeine hit: Do not try this at home. © Naader Reda

Dare you watch Freak8r blow his tits off with caffeine and B vitamins? (WARNING: Viewer discretion advised)

The big companies put those warning labels there for a reason.

Read carefully, my friends.

A well-wisher dared me to defy intelligence and drink an entire 12-pack of 5-Hour Energy shots.

Being the daredevil I am, I listened to him.

What followed was mildly painful and left me questioning sanity and sunlight.

Don't try this at home – heck, don't try this anywhere.

Just don't take this video too seriously and try to find the humour hiding within it all.

I do my best to sneak in little messages in my ridiculousness.

Sometimes the madness is too much for the method.

But this isn't madness....

This is CAFFEINE!!!


Seriously. DO NOT try doing this yourself for all the health reasons Freak8r states in the following vid. Remember, if you die or otherwise balls your health up as a result of ignoring this message, it'll be your fault not ours. You have been warned. Now sit back and enjoy some serious freak eating. Or freak drinking as the case may be.

The above vid has been embedded from Freak8r's fantastically food-fighting filled YouTube channel, which you can check out here. But before you do that, make sure you watch Freak8r take on the likes of Miki Sudo, Dax 'the Ginger' Swanson and Jimmy Lin in an ultra spicy shrimp boil contest from the latest episode of Stuffed, which we've stealthily nabbed from Tasted's YouTube channel just for you – yes, YOU – and nobody else.

See also Let's get pizza!, posted 16/5/13.

Naader 'Freak8r' Reda
is a California-based competitive eater with a pedigree as long as a docker's tea break. In 2011, in addition to competing in numerous contests and championships, he set himself the gargantuan goal of taking on 100 eating challenges across North America. He won 97. In recognition of this, All Pro Eating crowned him the World's Top Food Challenger. The man can eat. But more than that, he can also write. As such, the Rake & Herald is truly honoured to also crown him the World's Top Competitive Eating Editor. The dude's a dude, dude. And if you're still not convinced, get a load of this. In addition to being a phenomenal gurgitator, Freak8r also teaches history to high school students. We reckon his lessons must be ace. Heck, if he were our teacher, we'd even do our homework. Some of the time, anyway.

WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. As such, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you try emulating the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.

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