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Randy's bloody big breakfast

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted March 19, 2014
randy santel and his breakfast
Brown sauce or ketchup with that? Randy gets ready to munch. © Atlas & Zeus Promotions

You can't beat a fried breakfast. Unless you're Randy Santel. In which case, you can beat one weighing the best part of four kilos.


It's a proven scientific fact that one of the best cures for a hangover is a fried breakfast, which is why I've been eating nothing else since caining the booze big time on St Patrick's Day.

While I've been eating some right greasy monsters of late, none of them, it has to be said, have come anywhere close to the eight-pound-10-ounce (3.9-kg) brute Randy Santel put down at the Hard Boiled Egg Café in Cavan, Ireland.


THAT'S A BIG GREASY!
Admittedly, Randy undertook the challenge this past November during his most recent European tour.

However, as I've only just now seen the vid, it's going up on the Rake & Herald as news regardless.

Why?

Because a) we like Randy.

And b) we love our fry-ups.

And c) this one is HUGE.

How huge?

This huge:

• 10 sausages;

• 10 rashers of bacon;

• 10 fried eggs;

• 10 slices of toast;

• Five hash browns;

• Five slices of white pudding;

• Three grilled tomatoes;

• One bowl of chips;

• A 'hill of beans';

• A portion of mushrooms; and

• All the tea you can drink.

Which might explain why no one had beaten it within the one-hour time limit until Randy swung by.

And what's more, he scoffed the lot in just over 28 minutes.

Respect to local lad Tazz, his co-challenger, as well.

Thirty-five minutes ain't bad at all, sir!

Now, what's for lunch?




The above video is embedded on the Rake & Herald from Randy Santel's YouTube channel, which you can check out here. Meanwhile, to follow Randy on FaceBook and Twitter, click this and this, respectively, and to visit his website, click this.


See also Randy Santel celebrates in style, posted 27/6/13.


Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.



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